]> http://www.beichthaus.com Die neuesten Beichten rund um die Uhr und auf einen Blick de-de Beichthaus.com Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:00:15 GMT http://beichthaus.com/images/logo.jpg http://www.beichthaus.com I (m/21) recently became old enough to drink. My friends invited me to a party at their apartment where I exceeded my limit. I didn't throw up, but I got mega drunk. And in the middle of the night I didn't want to walk all the way to the bathroom to take a dump. My friends coffee-table, however, was (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000116 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000116#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000116 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:36:57 GMT About 6 months after I had first gotten married, my wife and I were having some marital problems. A female friend of mine decided that she wanted to take me out to cheer me up a bit, but wouldn't tell me where we were going. Two days prior to going, she finally tells me the name of the place and I (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000115 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000115#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000115 Sun, 06 Mar 2011 00:55:17 GMT I'm sorry, angel. I killed our baby. You keep saying you are sorry. You keep blaming yourself for the miscarriage. Your body was carrying him (now we know it was a him). But you did nothing to cause this. Yes, you drank. Even after we found out, you kept drinking. You drank to the point you fell (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000114 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000114#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000114 Sat, 05 Mar 2011 22:55:17 GMT I'm having sex with my boyfriend while I'm supposed to be babysitting for my mother, watching my brothers and sisters. (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000113 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000113#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000113 Mon, 21 Feb 2011 07:06:08 GMT I used to think California was in Europe, because the governor had a strange accent. I learned it wasn't in 5th grade. (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000112 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000112#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000112 Sat, 16 Jul 2011 05:06:05 GMT So back when I was around 14, I hung with this girl who had a crush on me so I could get closer to her best friend, who I was extremely attracted to. This worked out very well for a while, until the girl who had the crush on me tried to make out with me. I made it very clear that I had no interest (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000111 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000111#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000111 Thu, 14 Jul 2011 02:09:28 GMT I, when I was about eight or nine, lived in this very Family-oriented apartment complex. However, I lived in the very back of the apartment complex, and my school bus dropped me off at the very front of the complex, and I'd walk home alone. On my way home, being the little douche bag I was, I'd go (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000110 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000110#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000110 Tue, 12 Jul 2011 10:34:24 GMT I must confess, I'm a precocious liar. I lie for the sport of lying. Just to know that I can, that I'm good at it. I take pride in lying, and will often tell the stupidest lie I can fathom just to see if I can. I've gotten quite good. Take for example my scar. I have a scar on my right arm from a (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000109 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000109#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000109 Tue, 12 Jul 2011 06:57:22 GMT When I was in the 5th grade, I got picked to help out in the office at lunch every other week. I sorted papers and gave ice to kids with injuries and all that helpful stuff that only a 12-year-old can do. In the office there was this huge supply closet. Now when I say huge, I mean that in every (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000108 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000108#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000108 Sat, 09 Jul 2011 01:43:45 GMT I need to confess that there is a boy in my condo that lives right next to me and I love how he looks like, he is a nerd one ( as I am a nerd I got attracted to him). Every day I look through my window trying to glare at him just for some seconds, I really want him to become my friend, I even (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000107 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000107#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000107 Mon, 04 Jul 2011 17:21:37 GMT My grandfather has always been there for me, but he's such a jerk, he used to beat my grandmother( who I love very much) but that was before I was with them. Now he never lets me go anywhere, you may be like that just a kid thing but he is just so rude and thinks things differently then most. He (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000106 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000106#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000106 Sun, 03 Jul 2011 04:07:46 GMT A while ago I had a boyfriend I was very much in love with. But then he cheated on me and broke up with me without even telling me. So my friends had to tell me finally and they also told me he denied being in love with me and denying our whole relationship. He said sorry after that, but ofcourse it (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000105 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000105#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000105 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 20:03:00 GMT I lied about myself living a double life as a DJ in China throughout my high school life in order to be accepted. (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000104 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000104#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000104 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 17:01:57 GMT Every time that I see a baby or toddler I imagine myself punting the thing like a football or curbing it. (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000103 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000103#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000103 Thu, 05 May 2011 06:57:36 GMT Recently my douche-bag of a neighbor was late for work and drove right passed a School Bus picking up children. From this he received a ticket for $250.00 US from the violation and was confessing to me his innocence. I encouraged him to fight the charge, knowing that if you lose the protest with the (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000102 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000102#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000102 Mon, 02 May 2011 15:20:27 GMT I tell my younger sister daily that mum has asked her to do certain chores before she gets home, when I was really asked to do these chores. (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000101 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000101#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000101 Thu, 28 Apr 2011 08:13:18 GMT After getting bilked on the bill for several computer repairs I did for private customers, I started making a DVD backup up each computer's internet browser cache files and cookies. When a customer failed to pay me on time, a simple phone call to the customer saying that I had their internet history (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000100 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000100#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000100 Wed, 20 Apr 2011 18:56:50 GMT As some of you know, working at a deli can be a bitch when it comes to cleaning up at the end of the night. Grill cleaning is the worst job because you have to do this when it is still hot, or the cleaner will not work. The cleaner itself is strong, but you always use gloves anyway. I worked with (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000099 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000099#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000099 Tue, 22 Mar 2011 05:52:01 GMT One day, I (w/18) had arranged three dates in one day. Not wanting to break off the dates, I adjusted the times so I could go and change for all three. After each date, I had set up enough time for an extra time out for an hour or two, before going to my next date. By my second date, I was getting (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000098 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000098#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000098 Sat, 12 Mar 2011 01:30:57 GMT I saw a red Ford Thunderbird on 2 inch rims in the mall parking lot, several people I knew had cars like this but not as nice and I knew they were great cars. I thought this would be a great time to live out my dreams and thrash a dream car. I used a coat hanger to get in the car and my screwdriver (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000097 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000097#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000097 Mon, 07 Mar 2011 23:13:29 GMT I cheated on my math test, my math teacher later told my parents at parent-teacher conference that I'm the most trustworthy person she knows and commended me for being so honorable. (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000096 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000096#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000096 Thu, 03 Mar 2011 06:23:52 GMT I get to the office an hour before my boss, at least once a week for the last two years I've been peeing just a little bit into his coffee mug. I have never seen him rinse it out before filling up in the morning. (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000095 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000095#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000095 Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:46:04 GMT It was five or six years ago - don't remember the exact date. Me and my best friend were shopping in a supermarket and I as I forgot my wallet, asked my friend to pay for me. So, after we took everything we needed, I saw this huge chocolate. My first thought was "what a pity I forgot to take my (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000094 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000094#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000094 Mon, 21 Feb 2011 13:52:23 GMT When I was 5 years old, I got my first loose tooth and naturally wanted to be rid of it as soon as possible. I bit down hard into an apple. Regrettably, I swallowed the small piece of apple with the tooth embedded in it. My father then explained to me that it would emerge when I sat on the toilet. (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000093 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000093#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000093 Wed, 11 May 2011 01:05:52 GMT This morning I rediscovered my old toy train set in the attic and must now confess that I spent the last 4 hours on building a terrific, complicated track set up rather than study for the upcoming final exams. (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000092 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000092#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000092 Sun, 08 May 2011 22:54:33 GMT This summer, I (m) wanted to fly off to vacation with a couple of former school buddies. I kept asking and asking when we would all drive to the travel agent together to book it. They kept giving me vague answers, that sometime, soon, we would. When I then asked them about it again at one point, (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000091 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000091#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000091 Wed, 23 Mar 2011 04:09:37 GMT When I was six, my father died of cancer and we, my mother, my two sisters and I, had to make it on our own. It wasn't easy to start with, but life went on and it was good. That is, until my mother met another man; I had just turned eight. He was a carpenter and, as often happened in his line of (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000090 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000090#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000090 Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:05:25 GMT Man, our neighbors two houses down are getting on my nerves in a major way! It has just barely gotten warm again, and they're already putting on garden parties that last into the night. There's no getting any sleep; with the wind just right, the smoke from their burnt sausages on the grill wafts (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000089 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000089#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000089 Sat, 30 Apr 2011 06:43:01 GMT Yesterday I found a wallet. Naturally, I tried to contact its owner, it wasn't about stealing it or anything like that. The address was there but because it was out of the way, I called the owner's bank and asked them to give the guy my number. Until noon today, the thought kept nagging at me if I (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000088 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000088#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000088 Tue, 28 Dec 2010 23:51:32 GMT The time has come to unload something unbelievably embarrassing. I'm in the music business and have my own little sound studio at home where I record bands from time to time. Last year, I had an all-girl, alternative rock band in. The lead singer is genuinely good-looking: nineteen years old at (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000087 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000087#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000087 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:37:06 GMT My boss, vehemently and in no uncertain terms, is forcing me to make a confession, because he has caught me several times reading confessions here. Right, so I now confess: I'm fascinated by what bad or abnormal things other people do. In the future, however, I will cease visiting here during (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000086 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000086#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000086 Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:28:44 GMT My girlfriend left me because I went to bed with another. No need to go into detail, what a bad person I am and so on, except maybe to mention that she cheated on me several times before, too. Over the years, we always had our little tiffs, but we managed to patch it all up, time and again. Except (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000085 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000085#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000085 Sun, 17 Oct 2010 02:03:59 GMT I would like to confess that I hate going shopping with my girlfriend. There's this one thing in particular: she won't tie up the plastic bags she puts vegetables in, because she thinks the cashier would then weigh the air that's in the bags, too, and that the supposed extra weight would cost her (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000084 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000084#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000084 Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:35:58 GMT I'm (m/25) not very good with kids. It shows in various ways, for instance, I won't do that stupid baby talk, but I talk with kids normally just as with adults and I usually also tell it like it is. A couple of years ago, I had just left the university campus and on the way had stopped in a (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000083 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000083#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000083 Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:47:34 GMT I was visiting my mom, who had made some lasagna and invited me over. When I got to her house, my father's car was parked in front of the garage, something that doesn't happen very often, because my parents are separated. When I entered the place and went into the living room, everyone was already (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000082 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000082#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000082 Sat, 21 May 2011 00:08:33 GMT I must have been about 7 or 8 years old, and I was in a field picking strawberries with my grandmother. It was a farm where you picked your own and then paid just for what you picked, by the kilo! Apparently so many people were stuffing their bellies while in the field that the owners felt (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000081 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000081#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000081 Wed, 01 Jun 2011 04:09:05 GMT I went to my girlfriend's place and, since I have a key, I was able to get into the building's lobby even though she wasn't home. The hallway is all marble, and I always thought of hallways lined with stone as super-cool. Anyway, so there I was inside and got the urge to lie down stomach-first on (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000080 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000080#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000080 Sun, 05 Jun 2011 23:24:05 GMT Four week ago my iP*d Touch fell into the water. All new instruments have water indicators that register water damage and thereby the voiding of the guarantee. Said instrument's indicator was red, of course, ergo, guarantee voided. I thought about it a bit and had a genial idea. I went to the (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000079 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000079#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000079 Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:12:28 GMT My girlfriend was on a ski vacation. Back from it, I soon found out, that gotten it on with a guy. Thanks to Facebook, I had the guy's name relatively quickly. Confronted with it, everything was confessed, also that the rat was married. My confession: I send him a bouquet of flowers at home through (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000078 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000078#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000078 Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:45:08 GMT Once I stole a bike from my supermarket. Simply took it, went to the cashier and said that I'd like to return it for a different one. I was asked for the receipt. I said I didn't have it on me. Then the salesclerk stated that it can't be done without receipt. Whereupon I said, in that case I'll take (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000077 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000077#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000077 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:47:00 GMT Two years ago I had what was for those days a modern folding cell phone. I used it for about a year and was totally satisfied. Recently, I was on the phone with a friend and he jokingly mentioned that I ought to leave off with the kiss for him at the conclusion, because it struck him as being a bit (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000076 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000076#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000076 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:00:33 GMT Last summer I was on the road with a buddy in his convertible. I was way drunk, because earlier I'd inhaled several beers. The roof was down and the "Pirates of the Caribbean" song was playing loud. And he also still had his little son's pirate hat lying in the car. As we stopped at a red light, a (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000075 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000075#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000075 Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:22:50 GMT My father was a penny-pinching and rather sarcastic person. So that's why he explained to me as a child, slot machines in bars were for "people with too much money" and that they throw their money in them to get a kick out of the colorful, glowing symbols. I'm now 24 years old, a student, and just (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000074 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000074#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000074 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:26:37 GMT I've got to unburden myself of something, too: I study in USA and to that end became a renter in an elderly lady's house, whose ad I found on the internet. To be exact, I lived in her garden shed. After everything started out fine with her, gradually it turned out that the old lady, who herself (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000073 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000073#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000073 Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:04:30 GMT I confess that as a child I once crapped into the cat box and that my mother puzzled about our kitty cat's unusually large pile. So then the poor animal had to fast for a day, but I secretly fed her, she was innocent after all. (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000072 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000072#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000072 Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:07:19 GMT I have a typewriter that I've actually been wanting to sell. The attempt really didn't make any sense, nobody takes a typewriter off one's hands these days. But there is high demand for the online auction pictures. Why? I saved them in a folder and named it "Horny Teen Chick" After that, provided (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000071 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000071#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000071 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:42:11 GMT This morning I took advantage of being the first one in the office to change a co-worker's much beloved radio station. Since this station has at its disposal roughly 20 songs that it even plays in the same sequence every day, I could already tell the exact time from when one of these songs played. (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000070 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000070#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000070 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:02:07 GMT On a cold winter's eve, I (m/22) wanted to meet my buddy at the shopping center for a little shopping. We both had only bikes in those days, and he'd arrived earlier than me and had already locked up his bike. Since I regrettably did not have a lock, I quickly ran inside to let him give me the key (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000069 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000069#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000069 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:10:19 GMT A couple of days ago, I went to the iPhone-dictator, that is to say, my local T-M*bile shop, to complain about my iPhone, which had lasted all of eight months. After I had explained over and over that I would need the iPhone as soon as possible, because I'm always on the road working and depended on (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000068 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000068#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000068 Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:34:30 GMT I (m) would like to tell you something very embarrassing from the days of my youth. I was around 14 and often had the desire to masturbate, which I did regularly, of course. One day I'd forgotten our apartment key and was forced to wait on the staircase for my mother. Of all things, I got the urge (...) http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000067 http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000067#kommentare http://www.beichthaus.com/index.php?h=index&c=00000067 Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:30:10 GMT