I live in an attic. That's why my room has a sloped ceiling over where my bed stands. Yesterday evening, I got the urge to give myself a hand job, stood up and went at it. I made sure to stand under the sloped ceiling, otherwise the neighbors in the house next door could see me through the window. After I was done, I stood by the window, looked out and saw my neighbor. I gave him a friendly "hello." To which he responded: "God, that's really abnormal." I didn't know right away what he meant. Then I realized that the lamp on on my bedside table had thrown my shadow on the wall as I was giving myself the hand job. That's what he must have seen alright. Now, when I go at it, I turn out the light.
Posted on 30.07.2009, 20:46:51 CET