Because of an oversight on my older brother's part, at the age of seven I got to see my first porn video. Unfortunately, I drew the wrong conclusions from it: I thought a child comes from a man peeing into one of a woman's two "holes." Weeks later it was Christmas and the annual family feast. At table, my aunt, conversing with my mother, said that she wanted another child but couldn't quite seem to make it happen. I saw a chance to show off my knowledge and asked my aunt in front of everybody why my uncle couldn't manage to piss into her.
Posted on 16.08.2009, 11:20:39 CET