Confess Your Sin Register | Login
your sins in one place |
new comments new comments:

My monster burp (00000406)
2.6/5 (96 Votes)
When I (w) lived in my first apartment in my early 20s, I had a neighbor. An older bachelor, nothing remarkable. Only his extremely loud snoring drew my attention. The walls in this house were very thin and his bedroom apparently backed on to mine, so the noise from next door was often really noticeable. One day in the discount shop on the corner there was no more still water left, only sparkling, which I drank out of necessity. The next night I woke up thirsty and drank a lot of water, whilst the neighbor was busily snoring away again. Suddenly an incredible monster burp popped out of me. A booming roar, louder than I had ever experienced. At that moment the grunting abruptly stopped on the other side of the wall. I had actually burped the old man awake. I bet he never got woken up by a woman like that. When we next met at the garbage room he looked at me quite strangely. I dedicate this little story to the portion of the male population who do not want to believe that women do the same things as men. Honestly boys, how do you imagine the female organism to work? Yes, I confess that I burp and fart often and gladly, when I am alone. When something is in the pipeline, so to speak, no matter what direction, then out it comes. Just as nature intended, and you feel much better straight away!

Posted on 30.04.2013, 23:08:50 CET

Write a comment

Notice: is not responsible for article contents. These contents originate with private users! Users are completely responsible for any kind of publication and its consequences. Expressing onself in a respectful manner and civil discourse with others are basic principle of our network. Insults of any sort, mobbing or holding others up to ridicule will not be tolerated. Any kind of insulting, discriminatory or otherwise objectionable publication will result in immediate blocking of the account.

Be the first! Write a comment!
Similar sins
00000522I (f/31) got pregnant by in vitro. My husband and I have been trying for years to have a baby, but nothing worked. So we got really desperate and decided [... mehr]
00000193As a shy young girl, I didn't date very often. So when this someone I liked for a while asked me out on Valentine's day, I, of course, said yes. We began [... mehr] © 2010-2014

Page copy protected against web site content infringement by Copyscape

Sinr at facebook Sinr Podcast Feed Sinr App for iPhone & iPod touch coming soon sinr at twitter using the content protection from plagaware.