Once a while ago year ago, I had just gotten into James bond. I was blasting the theme from casino royal at high volume, feeling like a goddamn bad ass. I was ninja around the room, and suddenly had the urge to throw a ninja star like a bad ass ninja cool guy. So, I proceeded to grab my brothers drum cymbal and Frisbee tossed it across the room. It curved in the air, and flew right into my flat-screen, literally shattering it from the inside. I was shocked. I just stood there in the basement with Chris Cornell still screaming from my computer speakers. I yelled for my mom to come down stairs. She said, get fucked down here. I pointed to the TV and said "I did that". She saw the destroyed, mutilated pixels forming a big black lightning bolt on the TV. She was shocked too. She got angry and demanded how I did that. So I told her. She laughed so hard it was insane. I wound up, getting off Scott free. She went back upstairs still laughing her ass off while the theme song was still playing.
Posted on 11.03.2013, 23:38:40 CET