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41.
Fiery Chinese Meal (00000061)
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2.9/5 (134 Votes)
When I was 22, I met a really great girl. We met regularly and were just about to start a relationship. I was really head over heels into her, and she into me. Since I already had my own apartment at the time, we often spent our evenings together at my place. On another great evening we had eaten Chinese together. We both ordered the same dish and, since she likes to eat spicy, and I wanted to keep up with her, I ordered spicy, too. We drove to my apartment after the fiery Chinese fun and carried on passionately on the couch. I was overjoyed because it was the first time we'd kissed, and, even though it might have been premature, we both definitely wanted to sleep together. So first we took turns in the bathroom freshening up. Just then I felt a stab of pain in my stomach region, all my stomach contents were churning and I got some really nasty cramps. I didn't let on, because I didn't want to spoil the situation. Then, as we were already involved in our foreplay, I realized that something gassy was pushing to exit back there. As she became more passionate and my stomach pains steadily got worse because of all the moving around, I tried to quickly stifle the fart between my butt cheeks. It worked, too, until she suddenly stopped and asked: "Phew, do you smell it, too, something smells like rotten eggs." I downplayed it totally and said that I didn't smell anything. She didn't let it deter for long and started in on a sideways 69 position. I panicked completely and had to really hold the fart back in my quivering a-hole. But there came a point where nothing would help. I simply couldn't contain it anymore and farted such a loud and brutal gust of wind in her face that she started to cough out of disgust and to swear. The stink was really so gross that for a moment I was even disgusted myself. She snatched up all her duds and disappeared like the wind (how fitting). Before anything else, I made straight for the pot and didn't leave it for the next 20 minutes. Afterward, I tried to reach her, but I never heard back from her anymore. Of course, she had to tell her girlfriends all about it, and, because we were part of the same circle of friends, I would be addressed for months as "Fart-face Frank." If only I'd ordered a normal dish that evening, me and my need to show off!

Posted on 18.09.2009, 05:29:13 CET
Place: Düren, Germany
42.
Alcoholic (00000056)
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2.9/5 (133 Votes)
When I was still about four years old, my mother told me that the father of the neighbor family was an alcoholic. Until I was twelve, I thought "alcoholic" was a profession.

Posted on 11.08.2009, 17:39:58 CET
43.
Extra hours (00000025)
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2.9/5 (145 Votes)
I am reading confessions since the end of my working day. That is 2 hours ago. My Boss just left and asked me why I was still here. I said quickly that I was voluntarily helping out on a company project for Marketing. I am actually doing that, but not outside office hours. In any case, he praised me highly for my dedication and told me to stay home the day after. I have a bit of a sore conscience but a day off is really nice.

Posted on 08.10.2008, 17:21:14 CET
44.
Bilking bills (00000100)
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2.9/5 (145 Votes)
After getting bilked on the bill for several computer repairs I did for private customers, I started making a DVD backup up each computer's internet browser cache files and cookies. When a customer failed to pay me on time, a simple phone call to the customer saying that I had their internet history on a disk and would be happy to share it with their spouse got me my money within a day nine out of ten times.

When the missing man, thinking he had balls of brass, cursed at me and said that he didn't care, his wife knew all about his sexual habits. This was true: his videos of himself in women's lingerie included his wife as well. So I e-mailed him a copy of his entire e-mail contact list, asking, "Do all your friends and family know as well?" He promptly paid up as well.

Posted on 20.04.2011, 18:56:50 CET
Place: Denver, CO


45.
The lavatory. (00000256)
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2.9/5 (85 Votes)
I played a prank on my roommate and left the toilet seat up intentionally one night. Just as I expected, My female roommate fell for it not noticing the seat was up and found her pretty much confused if it had been her fault, or otherwise a set up. I enjoyed every minute of it.

Posted on 03.02.2013, 03:18:11 CET
46.
The last vigil (00000322)
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2.9/5 (97 Votes)
So, me and my girlfriend were engaged in coitus,and she got up and said "I want to do something crazy" so I had some coke in her night stand, and I made a line on my dick and she sucked it off, right after I came in her eye and she got a terrible case of pink eye and missed work for 3 days, and that's when it got worse, my girlfriend said she wasn't in the mood for sex so I would give her booze before she went to sleep but a sleeping mask over her eyes and fuck her mouth while she slept. And during this week I cheated on her because she cheated on me and we broke up.

Posted on 20.03.2013, 07:13:06 CET
47.
Enjoying Bible Study (00000146)
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2.9/5 (142 Votes)
I'm a girl and I think really, really dirty, impure thought about this girl I see at Bible study two days a week.

Posted on 06.06.2012, 07:28:27 CET
48.
Fun with a Roman (00000307)
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2.9/5 (147 Votes)
Since I was 13, I (w, [...]
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Posted on 10.03.2013, 01:55:46 CET
49.
The Disguise (00000184)
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2.9/5 (112 Votes)
Between high school and college, I worked at a hotel in the reception. It was a great job that was fun for the most part. Most guests were very friendly and grateful. A small group of guests, however, were hated by all the staff: a delegation from a large company who regularly rented the hotel for meetings, etc., and then slept in the guest rooms overnight. They never said please or thank you. The staff was treated like a vending machine. There was always something wrong and in some cases we were actually yelled at. The gentlemen in their suits (there were no women in the higher levels of the company) simply felt like they were better than everyone else in the world. The worst thing was that after a glass or two of whisky or brandy, they would often assault the female staff. When we complained to the hotel manager, we were ignored without a word. In the last week I was supposed to work, these lovely guests were booked again. At first, everything went like usual. However, since I was responsible for check-in this time, I gave them rooms on the top floors from 9 - 11 on the grounds that the other floors were being renovated. As the first guest, drunk of course, wanted to go to his room. I shut down the elevator using a small technical trick. Every employee can do this with a key. This still wasn't enough for me, so at 5 am I decided that it was time to wake them up. We built in loudspeakers into the entire hotel so we can notify guests in case of an emergency. The microphone is connected to an amplifier by a phone cable which can also be hooked up to an iPod. AC/DC seemed quite fitting. Then I put my uniform and ID badge on my boss’s desk and left. Afterwards I learned that the delegation now regularly visits another hotel and behaves the same there. My co-workers, were particularly the women, are very grateful for what I did. The hotel continues to run great; no one was fired.

Posted on 09.11.2012, 00:02:10 CET
Place: Chicago
50.
Biological Terrorism (00000336)
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2.9/5 (137 Votes)
I have given genital herpes to more than 50 men. I am going to keep sleeping around, and spread this disease until I reach 500 people. However, my real goal is to reach 1,000 before I die.

Posted on 28.03.2013, 10:01:35 CET
51.
I can not break up (00000564)
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2.8/5 (614 Votes)
I love my girlfriend but not enough I suppose. Yesterday, I played with another woman's breast who I don't even like. Then later that night I dreamed about the woman and me f*. I can't remember the last time time I dreamed about f* my girlfriend. So I guess I don't really like her. Yet I can't bring myself to break up with her.

Posted on 01.10.2013, 17:16:08 CET
52.
Stealing from My Mother (00000145)
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2.9/5 (123 Votes)
I once stole £1 out of my mothers purse because I'm really bad. She never found out because I'm good at doing it. Fear me.

Posted on 29.05.2012, 20:03:50 CET
53.
Getting Hot and Steamy in the Taxi (00000144)
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2.9/5 (134 Votes)
My fiancé and I were being [...]
This sin is under the protection of minors and can be read only by registered members.

Posted on 29.05.2012, 19:08:35 CET
54.
Take My Wife and Don't Bring Her Back (00000141)
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2.9/5 (170 Votes)
Facebook, one of the Internet's most fundamental stalking tools, plays a key role in this sin of mine. A few days ago, a person who had practically been my stalker at one point went out of her way to start a conversation with me over Facebook. While chatting, I looked up her profile and saw the gist of what was going on in her life. She was 20 years old, married to a trucker, horribly obese, a mother, and apparently unfaithful. On her wall, her husband had posted something that went along the lines of "I am posting this on my wife's wall so that all you a**holes like Nick and others realize that I can find out about my wife's unfaithfulness. If you want her, you can contact me on Facebook and I will give you the address to my house. You can come pick her up, but if you take her then there is no bringing her back." So here I am, chatting with this ridiculously pathetic human being whose husband didn't even want her, and do you know how I feel? Fantastic. Because I love seeing how other people are just wasting their lives while I keep being more and more successful. Their failure only gives me strength. And since I really couldn't care less about the welfare of this girl that I was talking to, I commented on her husband's wall post which pointed out her infidelity. I said "Hahahahaha...oh man. You're seriously worried about other guys wanting to get a piece of that heap of disgusting flesh that you call a wife? Dear God. How low an example of man must you be to want to commit adultery with such a cow. I would try to convince you that it's only blind leprous wretches that you would have to worry about, but...well, who am I to be optimistic about the kind of guys that would associate with your precious spouse. But if that is the case and someone is idiot enough to run off with her, I would consider myself the luckiest man alive if I were you. Hasta luego." So really, I've two sins to confess. 1) I take pleasure in watching the misfortune of others and 2.) I get a blissful release by telling people off who do or do not deserve it, which merely reinforces the first sin. It's good to be bad, am I right?

Posted on 20.02.2012, 04:52:44 CET
Place: Seattle
55.
Hip DJ (00000104)
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2.9/5 (151 Votes)
I lied about myself living a double life as a DJ in China throughout my high school life in order to be accepted.

Posted on 26.06.2011, 17:01:57 CET
Place: Manila, Philippines
56.
The Doctor's Appointment (00000218)
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2.9/5 (108 Votes)
I (m/26) am the head of the programming department and manage two subordinates at a company that produces radiology information systems. The atmosphere in the company (12 people including the boss) is very relaxed. The ideal workplace! Now for what's on my mind: I have remote access to all of our customer's servers. My mother called me and told me that she went to the doctor with suspected breast cancer. She called many radiologists, but the earliest available appointment wasn't for three weeks! I didn't hesitate and put her down in appointment books and the waiting lists for the best radiologists with the best equipment. I changed everything by hand in the database tables so that it didn't look suspicious. At 8:00 am the next day, my mother got her results, and two days later she had chemotherapy. People always told her that she was lucky to have gotten an appointment so quickly because otherwise they might not have gotten a handle on the disease. I'm not ashamed because I helped someone close to me, but my conscience is plagued by the thought that maybe someone else would still be alive today if they had gotten that appointment instead of my mother.

Posted on 30.12.2012, 01:23:34 CET
57.
Tanning Shop (00000042)
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2.9/5 (101 Votes)
Quite some time ago , I was in a real rush, but had to go to the tanning shop. In some of the shops the tanning bed is standing in the window display and you have to close a curtain before using it. I stripped and lay down. After a few minutes I started jerking off. Relaxed and came. Pretty much simultaneously my tanning time was over and I opened the cover. I only noticed than what had happened. A gang of thugs was gathered in front of the window and whistled, laughed and screamed. I have never in my life felt so embarrassed. I got dressed quickly and left in a rush. The men screamed, shouted and took picture of me leaving.

Posted on 16.06.2009, 23:59:47 CET
58.
00000174
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2.9/5 (105 Votes)
I stayed the night at my [...]
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Posted on 30.10.2012, 20:27:31 CET
59.
Aviatophobia (00000013)
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2.8/5 (139 Votes)
I was absolutely agitated when I had to fly. I used to and still are traveling a lot by plane on business. It became so bad that I had to take medication when flying so I wouldn't suffer a panic attack. On a homebound flight from Switzerland I got utterly drunk one time by accident. I only wanted to drown the fear. During the flight I suffered a severe panic attack and drove the other passengers mental. Eventually, an angry passenger got up and gave me a huge punch. I went down and out. When I came around, I was back on my seat with a bleeding nose and a split lip. But, I am cured since then. I have flown 2 times already with no sign of fear. Thank you!

Posted on 24.09.2008, 01:26:25 CET
Place: Zürich, Switzerland
60.
Battle Cry (00000163)
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2.9/5 (97 Votes)
I (f) made complete fools of my family and relatives this weekend. We were in a Chinese restaurant, the whole clan, and the majority of the almost 20 people, myself included, had no desire to be at this mandatory event. A birthday dinner means coming together with people you only see at Christmas and have nothing to do with the rest of the year and who you also can't really stand. My cousin came up with the "penis game" last year. The rules are very simple: Someone softly says "penis" preferably in an inappropriate setting like this stuffy family dinner in a fine restaurant. Then it’s the next person’s turn, and they have to speak a little louder. If you don't dare to do it, you're out, and the winner is the one with the loudest "penis" battle cry. I'm quiet and shy and have always thrown in the towel fairly quickly. Over the last few years, the game has always been very tame and decorous and neither staff nor other guests have noticed. Since I am currently enjoying my well-deserved vacation and was in a very good mood on the weekend despite the family meal, I didn’t just say "penis" but rather screamed "PEEEENIS!" In other words, the whole restaurant heard it. My mother dropped the duck off of her fork and my grandmother almost choked on her mineral water. I'm sorry for embarrassing them, but I definitely won the game for that.

Posted on 19.10.2012, 19:12:54 CET

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